Jay Evans
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Jay Evans

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dont make giant glass spheres if you hate mining sand Dec 10, 2011

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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Oct 13, 1988 (Age: 29)
    Once upon a time in the back seat of a car some where or maybe the old sofa in a den, a boy and girl had discovered the act of fornication. And on the fateful night the boy had remembered to borrow a rubber from his order brother (who was still a virgin but liked to pretend he was a stud). This plastic protection was ment to be the saving grace of a sex filled night but as luck would have it a small pin sized hole had formed in the tip. And when the soldiers burst out the gates to the cries of teen orgasms, they erupted through the wall and charged the uterus. This was the beginning of something horrible, something that would delve humanity into the pits of despair which it would never return from. Because on this night one brassed haired little bastard was conceived and even as an embryo he started planning his domination of the world. MWHAHAHAHA!
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